7. Anytime Karl Lagerfeld Opens His Mouth
Here's a selection of some of his most ratchet quotes:
- "No one wants to see curvy women. You've got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying thin models are ugly. Fashion is about dreams and illusions."
- "Florals are for middle-aged women with weight problems."
- "Vanity is the healthiest thing in life."
- "People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women."
- "I can no longer walk in the street. That's over."
- "I can do whatever I want."
- "I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed."
- "I have no human feelings."
- "I think tattoos are horrible. It's like living in a Pucci dress full-time."