When you've got a Super Bowl ring, you're no longer allowed to dress like a Dad. There's only one Super Bowl winning quarterback who is permitted to style himself like he's perpetually headed to his friend Carole's backyard barbeque, and that's Peyton Manning, because he is the king of Dads. But that's it.
You're better than this, Russell Wilson. And you're way better than those jeans. I mean, that's approaching Michael Jordan level-bad. This is a Seattle Seahawks offseason bonding trip, and no one wants to get to know the guy who looks like he's been going to same beach bar in Florida for 10 straight years.
We know Pete Carroll's decision to pass instead of give the ball to Marshawn Lynch at the 1-yard line in the waning moments of the Super Bowl put a lot of pressure on you, and when you didn't come through, it must have been hard. But bro, this fit is the equivalent of eating ice cream and watching "Dirty Dancing" after a breakup. It's gotta stop.
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