So, Yohan Kebab is actually thing.
Nearly 18 months after Newcastle United's Director of
f*** all Football Joe Kinnear referred to Yohan Cabaye as 'Yohan Kebab', the former Toon midfielder has become the poster boy of Paris Saint Germain's Kebab flavoured crisps.
In pictures obtained by French newspaper La Parisien, PSG's new brand of snacks shows Zlatan Ibrahimovic becoming the face of 'ready salted' and Blaise Matuidi representing 'onion cream'.
PSG's marketing guys could have done better than that.
Cabaye earned the 'Kebab' moniker following an infamous radio rant by Joe Kinnear, who also inexcusably named Hatem Ben Arfa as 'Ben Afri' and Shola Ameobi as 'Amamobi'.
[via La Parisien on Twitter]