The U.S. has to wait until 2016 to get its revenge on the hardwood. Until then, it's going to have to let the losses to Canada's women's hockey team in the finals yesterday and the men's hockey team today simmer.

We got them on trash-talking, but it's all to mend a broken heart. Would hockey still have not mattered had the States won? Does hockey "not mattering" make this diss from a Canadian bar in Halifax sting any less?

Does heartbreak and disappointment make salty tears taste sweeter? Is there any nutritional value in tears? Why Canada just couldn't let the men's team get its little shine after it already lost to the country in 2010 at Vancouver? Let U.S. be great, Canada!

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[via SB Nation]