Date: 1/17/2014

How embarrassed must the Jets tight end be at the moment? Back in November, he got caught with a bunch of synthetic marijuana in his car. And on Friday, the police report from that incident was released. In it, it was revealed that a woman called the cops on Winslow not for smoking marijuana but for masturbating in the front seat of his car outside of a Target in East Hanover, N.J. Yes, masturbating in his car…outside of a Target. And as if that wasn't bad enough, the police report also reveals that cops found two containers of Vaseline in his car when they responded as well as the synthetic marijuana. Winslow denied the masturbation angle of the story through a statement he released. But whether that part of the story turns out to be true or not, Winslow looks like a fool right now.