You realize that LeBron James is 275 pounds and one of the most athletic people on the planet, right? In sum, he'd knock you unconscious with one post move. The hate for LeBron is strong, and hypothetical scenarios about his being unable to compete against Michael Jordan have played out insufferably in sports bars across the country. He's the best player in basketball. By a lot. It's OK to just enjoy the show.
You call LeBron James a “cry baby.”