For every loud mouthed sports fanatic, there's a bitter hater to remind him that it's just a game played by millionaire meatheads. The geek-versus-jock dynamic isn't only a construct of John Hughes movies, in fact, ESPN created a daytime cable empire out of pitting athletes against pipsqueaks. So how do you know if you're a bitter athletics cynic? Check out these 15 Signs You're a Sports Hater.

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