15 Signs You're a Sports Hater

Your school has a minimum SAT/GPA requirement for scholarship.

While Yale, Princeton, and the University of Chicago boast a vaunted list of Nobel Prize winners, none of them pull down a paycheck like Albert Pujols. Northwestern might hold itself in high regard for maintaining academic standards in their athletic programs, but there's nothing admirable about getting outclassed by mouth breathers from the University of Iowa on the basketball court. 

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