You won’t go to a game unless you’re sitting courtside or in a luxury suite.
It's hard to overcome the browbeaten realities of living life inside of a cubicle. The American sports empire was built on the idea of escapism, a place of refuge from your overbearing boss, and mouthy teenage kids. So it's especially painful to have to sit behind Khloe Kardashian's enormous melon while she sits courtside for free. If you avoid the common folk and only go to games to promote some lame sitcom or rub elbows with Justin Bieber, then you shouldn't show up to the stadium.