Career Accomplishments: 11x All-Star, MVP (2001), Rookie of the Year (1997)
Team(s): 76ers, Nuggets, Pistons, Grizzlies
Currently: Going through some ish
If only custody battles, alcohol dependency, and home foreclosures could be handled with an aggressive crossover; then Allen Iverson wouldn't have such a profoundly difficult time adjusting to life without basketball. An Atlanta judge, who is presiding over his ongoing divorce, recently accosted the 2001 MVP writing, "...[Iverson] has little interest in learning to manage [his] children and has actually, at times, been a hindrance to their spiritual and emotional growth..." Damn.
Not to be outdone by his horrible parenting, A.I.'s also the world's worst accountant. While claiming $62,500 in monthly earnings, Iverson says he spends close to $360,000. Apparently two years at Georgetown isn't enough to understand the impact of a $300,000 monthly burn rate. After two years of playing basketball in Turkey and a failed NBA comeback, Iverson's five-year plan probably involves a strip club brawl with Dez Bryant and a runner-up finish on Dancing with the Stars. Unfortunately.