11. Sergio Busquets
While many players go down rather easy from a heavy tackle or lunging challenge, Sergio Busquets of Barcelona has created a dive all unto himself. Busquets has become famous for going down under the imaginary flailing elbow. Ironic that a tough-tackling midfielder, for arguably the best team of a generation in Barcelona, is one of the softest players in Europe. If diving is a disease, Sergio Busquets is terminal, and if the dude actually got hit in the face as many times as he would like us all to believe, he would certainly need some Amar'e Stoudemire goggles at this point, no? Por favor Sergio, por favor.