24. Fernando Torres
"El Nino" was one of the most prolific footballers in the world before a certain £50 million move to Chelsea. While Torres may be inconsistent in front of goal since his move from Liverpool in 2011, he has certainly been the mark of dependability in another category throughout his career, diving. That's some seriously shameful shit right there. The Spanish forward has sensational flair in front of goal, and when he can't find the back of the net he makes up for it by going down faster than this guy. Seriously, it's always the look at the referee, like: "Come on, do you know who I am? You should have the yellow card ready every time I take a touch with the ball." Torres, you cheeky, cheeky bugger.