17. Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo, who recently celebrated his 28th birthday, can run the flanks with the grace of a gazelle. Unfortunately, he also goes down easier under a challenge than Lindsey Lohan at happy hour. The Portuguese winger has amazing touch and can run with the ball at his feet like few to have ever played the game. In the same breath, he also epitomizes everything bad that everyone says about modern footballers. They dive, cheat, and look to gain every "advantage" possible from the referees.
Ronaldo is infamous for going down when the slightest breeze touches him, let alone a real challenge. The worst are his pleading looks to the official after rolling around on the pitch for a few. One of the most gifted to lace up a pair of boots, do us all a favor and at least try and stay on your feet.