When you consider the depths to which major college football coaches are willing to sink in order to protect their programs, Tyrann Mathieu's dismissal from LSU is staggering. The Honey Badger choked away his college football career like a graceless bong hit, with a series of failed drug tests and an alleged sexting scandal

In a seemingly concerted effort towards becoming a cautionary tale, Mathieu was arrested and charged with marijuana possession in October. As the smoke clears on 2012 (so to speak), no athlete is in greater need of a smoke free 2013 than LSU's disgraced defensive back. Hopefully dude got a CorePower Yoga membership or a part-time Starbucks position over the holiday because he needs a hobby. Bad.