In 2012, Dez Bryant reportedly brawled with Lil' Wayne's entourage in a club, snagged his obligatory first DUI as a professional athlete (congrats, Dez!), and allegedly assaulted his own mother. Yikes. As a result, the Cowboys organization has bestowed a midnight curfew, strip club ban, and three-man security detail upon their troubled receiver.
If, at 24 years old, you can't sip a watered down Vodka-Soda at Glass Lounge without punching out a mouthy Eagles fan, maybe it's time to give up the sauce. Bryant's gone four months without being arrested which, by Cowboys standards, is worthy of an ovation. Bryant enters the off-season a sex tape and DWI away from becoming Chad Johnson. And nobody wants to be Chad Johnson.