Team: Miami Dolphins
Years of Ownership: 2009-present
Championships Won and Playoff Appearances: Zero championships / Zero playoff appearances

Is there any celebrity that isn't a minority owner of the Miami Dolphins? This is not a good look, half of these celebs look like the Coke salesman who wins free Pepsi Max for life in their purchase photo. It's like, "Hey I guess we're excited, I don't know anything about football." No worries, neither do the Dolphins. No rings, no playoff appearances, no fans in the stadium. The weather sure is nice though.