Nearly a decade old, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is an indisputable classic, the best film to come out of Will Ferrell's reign as Hollywood's king of comedy. And like all classic comedies, the jokes and one-liners have been quoted so much that sometimes it feels like every '90s baby can recite the entire script.
With Anchorman 2 about to hit theaters, the original is going to be inescapable on TV for the next few weeks, and when you rewatch it you may just catch a side-splitter that doesn't ring familiar. Complex has you covered, with the few lines from the movie that didn't make it into the zeitgeist.
"That smells like Bigfoot's dick!" - random KVWN employee reacting to Sex Panther
"It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice!" - Ron
"If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine, I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary for you right here." - Ron
(And then this happened.)
"I have a nickname for my penis: it's called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall and my right one's Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang." - Brian
"You have an absolutely breathtaking henie. I mean that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it." - Ron
"Where did you get those clothes? The toilet store?" - Brick