Christian Bale and Drew Barrymore
It's hard to imagine Batman on a date with a quirky-cute-slightly-troubled Charlie's Angel. While Barrymore and Bale are both highly respected stars in show business, we just can't imagine their personalities clicking. He's more of the brooding, suave type, while she is awkward, eager, and slightly offbeat in a charming way. It would be like James Bond getting it in with Mary Poppins. Just plain wrong. No wonder it only lasted through one movie date.