Dated: Spring 2010-January 2012

Avril Lavigne is a pop rock star who enjoys dying her hair neon colors, writing whiny songs, and getting tattoos. Brody Jenner is a reality star who hosted a TV show called Bromance, dated his sunny and tanned Hills co-stars Kristen Cavallari and Lauren Conrad, and according to his Twitter, believes that "WORK HARD=PLAY HARD."

Maybe their relationship was a farcical art experiment and we're all the idiots who believed that those two characters could ever date. Or maybe not. Either way, we know for sure that they're never, ever getting back together. Like, ever. Because's she's engaged to the guy from Nickelback.