Movie: Marmaduke (2010)

Years from now, Owen Wilson will once again come face-to-face with Lucifer himself, the latter ready to collect the debt owed by the once-floundering, troubled actor, who, in 2010, desperately reached for box office success by voicing the titular pooch in Marmaduke. Hopefully when Satan does reemerge, he first makes Wilson watch every scene in which the rambunctious, poorly CGI-made Great Dane awkwardly talks and spastically dances. Satan, we'd imagine, will laugh in the actor's face; Wilson, meanwhile, will start crying and call Woody Allen begging for a Midnight in Paris sequel.