Movie: A Sound of Thunder (2005)

When the wholly bland and uninteresting Edward Burns is your supposedly blockbuster-esque film's leading man, you should already know that's it's going to suck. Yet, somehow, director Peter Hyams talked some moronic studio heads into thinking a Burns-led adaptation of Ray Bradbury's adventurous time travel story "A Sound of Thunder" was a good idea. They even gave Hyams a reported $80 million to create the film's many dinosaurs.

The set's craft service table must have been covered with caviar, filet mignon, and bottles of Dom PĂ©rignon, then, because none of that money went to A Sound of Thunder's visual effects team.