Address: 2340 Wisconsin Ave. NW

You're bound to drown in boat shoes and hoes at Town Hall. You want to see a real-life horror story? How about a nice, clean-cut gent spitting the best game (i.e. "I'm rich") to smash some social-climbing airhead. It's a car crash that you'll want to watch, assuming you're into the early stages of date rape. If you need a reminder as to just how far away we are from a progressive society, a trip to Town Hall will do the trick with the quickness.