Smell the breeze blowing in from Lake Michigan? It's whipping through Wrigleyville, the Chi-Town neighborhood where the Cubs lose, carrying the smell of spray-on deodorant but not even a whiff of shame. It's the smell of douchebags. Yes, even the Midwest offers their kind asylum. And when they want to have fun, they drink at these establishments, the 25 douchiest bars in Chicago. You've been warned.
To stay safe in New York and Los Angeles, please consult their respective douche-filled blacklists.
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