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AYE DOG, I HEARD YOU'RE AN ARTIST. HOPE YOU GOT AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT TO DISPLAY YOUR WORK. Because Instagram is fucking popping for artists that use Photoshop or X-ACTO knives to do their own analog Photoshops.
Shouts to this guy Kalen Hollomon who keeps the razor on him at all times. KEEP THAT SHIT UNDER YOUR TONGUE, MY GUY. Peep bruh's feed and peruse the interview The Cut copped to get some insight into some Kalen's motivations and goals for his artwork outside of killing the fashion blog scene. I still can't believe his girlfriend let him get away with razor-blading her collection of vintage Vogue backissues. YOU EVEN DOG EAR ONE OF MY KINOKUNIYA JAWNZ AND I'LL BE JUXTAPOSING MY FIST WITH YOUR FACE. J/K LOL not really though because they're just magazines and I'm a nice guy. Does this remind anyone else of Flat Stanley? REMEMBER STANLEY? One time my cousin was like, "Oh, you're going to Spain for spring break? Can you take Flat Stanley with you so I can complete this school project?" I was like, "NOPE, FINNA GET SOUTHERN SPANISH BOY WASTED." Evidently, southern Spanish boy wasted is SUPES WASTED.