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So Wavy! The World's 10 Dopest Yachts
When's the last time you were on a yacht? Not a cruise ship with hundreds of other people—a yacht. Even if you were able to hop aboard one, we have a feeling it has nothing on the ones we've gathered here for you today. As the summer winds down, we find ourselves looking to squeeze in one last getaway, and nothing short of a ride in one of Kim Kardashian's whips would be better than taking a cruise on a luxurious-ass yacht. Agreed? Agreed. So, yeah, enough talk. Check out the 10 dopest yachts in the world, and continue dreaming.
118 Wallypower
BUILT BY: Wally
YEAR: 2008
SIZE: 188 ft
Part speed boat, part yacht, the 118-foot 118 Wallypower is the ultimate new-age water ride. Built from advanced composites and teak wood for the deck, the 118 went through speed extensive testing, going so far as to use Ferrari's wind tunnel to get its aerodynamics on point. Wait, did we forget to mention the eight-person dining room table that doubles as a skylight to illuminate the lower corridor? Yeah, that's what $33 million gets ya.
Guilty
BUILT BY: Centieri Navali Rizzardi
YEAR: 2008
SIZE: 115 ft
Inspired by WW1 camo patterns (don't ask, we don't know), this yacht was designed by Jeff Koons for Greek billionaire Dakis Joannou. Though it can accommodate nine people, and he had a huge party when it was delivered, word is dude doesn't even use it.
Palladium
BUILT BY: Blohm + Voss GmbH
YEAR: 2010
SIZE: 315 ft
Flying under the radar for years before its actual launch, the eight-cabin Palladium that used to go by the code name "Orca" was designed by the team at Michael Leach Design. Its black-and-white colorway and swooping forms are influenced by—drum roll—killer whales. Interior info is scarce, but its new-age aluminum structure made headlines.
Motor Yacht A
BUILT BY: Blohm + Voss GmbH
YEAR: 2009
SIZE: 390 ft
The Motor Yacht A looks like a futuristic war vessel. And that's because designer Philippe Starck modeled it after old war submarines. Its name comes from the first initial of the name of both its owner (Russian billionaire Andrei Melnichenko) and his wife (Serbian fashion model Aleksandra Nikolic). We call that the good life. Aaaaaaaaay!
Pelorus
BUILT BY:Lurssen Werft
YEAR: 2003
SIZE: 377 ft
First owned by a Saudi businessman, it was sold to Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich, who then had the whole ship refitted, adding another helicopter pad ('cause you can't have just one) and some engine modifications. Its "garage" stores a number of toys—jet skis and wave runners—in case anyone gets bored sunbathing in the Mediterranean waters. Oh, and this'll warm your heart: as a reward for being the two best players on Chelsea during the '05 season, Abramovich let Frank Lampard and John Terry borrow the yacht for two weeks. Best boss ever?
Dubai
BUILT BY: Blohm + Voss and Lurssen
YEAR: 2006
SIZE: 524 ft
The world's second-largest yacht was built by two of the world's best vessel building companies for Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum. The name sound familiar? Dude is the ruler of Dubai and Prime Minister of the United Arab Emirates. Yeah, his money's long. His ship has a helicopter pad, a grand glass staircase, three elevators, a squash room, a spa, and three decks. And to cope with the intense Dubai heat, the entire air conditioning system was upgraded. Ice cold!
Royal Falcon Fleet 135 by Porsche Design
BUILT BY: Royal Falcon Fleet
YEAR: 2010
SIZE: 135 ft
Anything Porsche Design focuses its energy on comes out amazing. The 135 is no different. A twin-hull yacht big enough for 10 guests and 10 crew members puts down 4600 hp and can hit 35 knots. Sounds only right for a Porsche.
Octopus
BUILT BY: Lurssen, HDW
YEAR: 2003
SIZE: 414 ft
When Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen commissioned the Octopus to be built, it was supposed to be the biggest yacht in the world. Now it falls somewhere around ninth and tenth. We're sure he doesn't care: The Octopus has two helicopter pads (with actual helicopters), two swimming pools, two submarines, and a couple of jet skis. And although it was built in Europe, Paul had the interior done by Seattle's own Jonathan Quinn Barnett. America, fuck yeah!
Norman Foster 40 Signature Series Yacht
BUILT BY:Rodriquez Cantieri Navali
YEAR: 2008
SIZE: 132 ft
Just because you can't afford your own yacht, British-based company YachtPlus thinks you should be able to at least own a part of one. Within their program you and bunch of other not-so-rich people share the costs of operation. It's like a yacht time share. Their first offering is a Norman Foster-designed vessel with four decks, a cool staircase design outback and super sleek cabins. Unfortunately, all the shares are already snatched up, but you can charter it out for a week. All you need is $124,728.
M/Y Eclipse
BUILT BY: Blohm + Voss
YEAR: 2009
SIZE: 560 ft
This is it. This is the most luxurious, grandiose, spectacular ship currently sailing the seas. And it's owned by the same dude who owns the Pelorus. Yup: Russian billionaire and Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich. It's the largest yacht in existence, and with a $1.2 billion price tag it's the most expensive yacht ever built, too. What does that get you? Two full-sized swimming pools, 11 cabins, a disco hall, three launch boats, a mini-submarine, and in case any shit pops off, a missile defense system. 'Cause you know what they say: more money, more problems.