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You should be more discerning about who you take advice from; if you don't believe us, consider the three "dating experts" Bravo has wrangled for its latest plunge into reality television,Miss Advised.
The show follows three advice gurus: Amy Laurent, a Manhattan-based matchmaker, Julia Allison, a dating columnist, and Emily Morse, a sex radio host. Each of them is, paradoxically, at a loss in their own love lives and in need of guidance themselves. Like, badly. These women bring stereotypes of frenzied, mentally unhinged single females ordinarily reserved for rom-coms to life, and the result is absolutely terrifying.
Miss Advised's train wreck of a first season comes to a close tonight, but, take heart, you'll never be short on celebrities who desperately need to heed their own advice. Thanks to Twitter, we're regularly "blessed" with trite proverbs, quasi-intellectual life lessons, and, our personal favorite, fourth grade philosophies masquerading as counsel. The only thing worth being grateful for? They've been forced to confine their misled missives to 140 characters or less.
If you're looking for solutions, look elsewhere, because all we've got is The Worst Celebrity Advice on Twitter.
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Angela Simmons
What she really means is nothing is impossible if your pop's name is Rev Run.
Blake Lively
Don't be sad your 15 minutes are gone, just be glad they were once yours.
Paris Hilton
Sadly, Paris is still looking for that something.
Mike Tyson
And when you don't hesitate, you tattoo your face on a whim.
Audrina Partridge
We think she meant "sayers." Leave the love advice to Dr. Phil, OK?
Crystal Harris
So that's why you keep going back to Hef?
Ashton Kutcher
Is that what you were doing when you cheated on Demi? "Infusing care"?
Chris Brown
Rather than seek anger management, Breezy tried to convince the world that being pissed off is actually a sign of success. Sadly, 7,142 people believed him.
Jessica Simpson
By stretching her limits, she means "eating more Cheetos."
Drake
We're sure all the newly-turned vampires of the world, who somehow have never heard about the rules of vampirism, will benefit greatly from Drake's wisdom.
Diddy
The only thing we're fighting is the urge to unfollow you.
Katy Perry
You already gave an ass a chance. His name was Russell Brand, and look how that turned out.
Azealia Banks
Considering that Azealia recently tweeted, "I applaud any woman who has the audacity to strip," this is solid advice.
Lil' Kim
Aww, that's cute. Lil' Kim still thinks she's relevant enough to be copied!
Mike Epps
Also, while you're at it, teach them how to spell "hygiene."
