Mario Batali's Feistiest Tweets

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#shade.

Sometimes that caps lock key just calls your name.

He already lost the presidency, no need to get aggressive.

Fudge with a hefty helping of life lessons.

He should talk to Drake before he makes any promises.

See, what had happened was...

Politics make us sleepy, too.

You ain't copped dem starchy legumes yet, son?

The two question marks let you know he really wants the answer.

Would his gravestone say "wheeee"?

I bet Rachel Ray can't smell superiority.

Straight Outta Compton might have been missing a few "wheees."

Maybe Lennon's was a typo?

Does this mean we can appeal twitter jail?

We should be celebrating parents using social media.

Are those the spots next to the shopping carts?

Some selfies are more prophetic than others.

Who doesn't want seafood to go with nausea and a splitting headache?

Or you could go buy bread or something.

When cheese calling for youuuu.

We get mad when people mispell hypocrite, too.

Where is the NSA when you need 'em?

Oh. My. God. Becky, look at that fish.

There is a fine line between error and d-bag.

STD wordplay. Captions don't get much better than that.