On Monday night, Stephen Colbert delivered a scathing response to Donald Trump after the POTUS walked out of an interview that aired over the weekend with journalist (and Colbert's fellow CBS employee) John Dickerson. Trump abruptly left after he was asked about his bogus wiretapping claims. The rebuttal was pun-filled, which was a shot at Trump trying to burn Dickerson by calling his Face the Nation show "Deface the Nation" earlier in the interview.

For those of you that don't like to play internet videos, even freakin' Twitter ones, let's see if I can transcribe all this. Colbert said:

"John Dickerson has way too much dignity to trade insults with the President of the United States to his face. But I, sir, am no John Dickerson. Let me introduce you to something we call 'The Tiffany Way.' When you insult one member of the CBS family, you insult us all.

"Mr. Trump your presidency, I love your presidency, I call it 'Disgrace the Nation.' You're not the POTUS, you're the BLOWTUS. You're the glutton with the button. You're a regular Gorge Washington. You're the presi-dunce. But you're turning into a real pricktator.

"Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine. You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign language gorilla that got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock-holster. Your presidential library is gonna be a kids menu and a couple of Jugs magazines. The only thing smaller than your hands is your tax returns. And you can take that any way you want."

The cock-holster line seems to have gotten Colbert into a bit of hot water for its perceived homophobia

Anyway, if you missed it, no worries, totally understandable. Jimmy Kimmel's monologue about his son's open-heart surgery kind of took the Monday night talk show spotlight.

That's why we've got these recaps.

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