When It Happened: 2013
How “Patrick Bateman” Is It?: 7.5/10
This is a judgment free zone (sort of), but that Kourtney decided to have a third child with the man that called her “fat” after her second child, Penelope, needs to be studied by the most accomplished research facility in the nation. While trying to lose her baby weight, Scott wondered why this weight was harder to shake than the weight she gained with Mason, and even told her his dream weight for her would be 93 pounds. Shockingly that's the size the brick that's being sent to hit him upside the head weighs.