Daniel Radcliffe is a GODSEND. Not only is he like an iconic wizard or whatever (Harry Potter duh), he's a non-trash feminist male (oh god I hope this is true IRL), a hilarious person, a great actor, owner of an award-winning ass, and a fantastic rapper

A few months after slaying Blackalicious' "Alphabet Aerobics" on Fallon, Mr. Potter [*Snape voice*] has done it again. This time, he took to a pub in Half Moon Bay, Calif. to gift us with a rendition of Eminem's "Real Slim Shady," made endearingly nerdy with a British accent and a music stand in front of him. But OMG Daniel Radcliffe is kind of a perfect human being? Dancing alongside him is his girlfriend Erin Darke, who apparently shares his love for turning up to rap music. 

Staunch fans of Rap Game Harry Potter will have predicted this video when Radcliffe told Jimmy Fallon last fall, "I think, initially, I got into Eminem. I think I was the first kid in my class to learn all the words to 'Real Slim Shady.'" Well here it is, finally. Enjoy. A MILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!