Today is May 5, or as anyone with a
drinking problem soul knows it as, Cinco de Mayo. It's a day of celebration in honor of the Mexican army's victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla in 1862, but let's be honest, all you need to know is that you're pretty much allowed to drink as much tequila on Cinco de Mayo as you want. Needless to say we're pretty turned up about it—and we wanted to celebrate.
So we got a bunch of unsuspecting patrons (no, not Patróns) together to play a little game called "Mexican Standoff." Here's how it works: Everyone gets a shot glass; those shot glasses are filled with water except for one, which is filled with tequila; whoever gets saddled with the liquor then has to answer an embarrassing question about themselves; you then repeat the process, filling one more shot glass with tequila each round.
I'm not going to spoil how things went when we played the game, but let's just say girl in the off-white top got very turnt/has a very interesting sex life.
Watch the video above.