An Oklahoma woman was arrested earlier this week because police say she tried to bite her sleeping boyfriend's penis off.
According to KJRH, Amber Ellis, 31, had been drinking at their Tulsa, Okla. apartment on Wednesday night when they began arguing about her being too needy. Her beau passed out on the couch, but awoke early Thursday morning to pain and the horror of Ellis attempting to gnaw his dick off.
The man told local police that, despite his injury, he was able to push Ellis away. Still, she managed to strike him in the head with a laptop.
After a trip to the hospital and a few stitches to the base of his penis, the man was fine. Ellis, on the other hand, was charged with maiming and assault with a deadly weapon.