By now you must've heard that Taylor Swift is NYC's new "tourism ambassador." You watched her painfully earnest "NYC vocabulary" video—then you read our recap, and knowingly chuckled, and promptly forgot all about it. Well, get ready to set your way-back machine to three weeks ago! Today, we present two esteemed native New Yorkers to offer their twists on Taylor's definitions and provide some new terms that all visitors to NYC should know. Thank Desus Nice and The Kid Mero now, later, and forever. #DVMW2BX!
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