Need a little motivation to go vote in the Midterm Elections today? How about keeping some of the most ratchet politicians out of office (or, putting them in, depending on where you stand on the crippling lack of highway urinals in Vermont)? From the Atlantic Ocean through flyover country and back again, there are some crazy people running for office in this midterm election, so do your civic duty and get informed. After all, do you really want to elect the guy who wants to blow people's balls off with his "glock?" Exactly.

Catch up with our Five Most Ratchet Candidates Up For Election Today video above, and go out and vote!