The bad lip reading craze has brought us magic time and time again, so it's no surprise that the latest butchering redubs The Wolf of Wall Street in a glorious fashion—as you can see in the video above, the new dialogue makes no sense in all the perfect ways its supposed to make no damn sense. Funny thing about the lip reading is, considering all the drugs Jordan Belfort is hopped up on during the movie, this could just be interpreted as a bad trip. High people talk about noodle thieves all the time, right?

[via Reddit