Think of this. You’re going in for that first, all-important kiss. And it turns into a heated make out sesh. You’re thinking, I’m getting in! But then you pull back to switch the position of your faces and there’s that awkward moment: Should you make eye contact? Should you keep your eyes closed? Does your mouth taste bad? Is there a manual for this? Well, there is. The manual says: make out in the dark. You’re less inhibited, it’s way hotter, and it’s more likely to get you past the gates.

But first, get in the car and head to the party.