Who's in the mood for some corporate hyperbole? Fantastic. You're in the right place.

After today's crushing news that Ubisoft will be pushing Watch Dogs and racing title,The Crew, deep into 2014, Microsoft wants to talk to you about their cloud service. Graeme Boyd talks with Xbox Director of Product Planning, Albert Penello, about the Xbox One's advanced cloud computing, all new Kinect technology, and Microsoft's innovations in SmartGlass technology. Microsoft wants to make the Xbox One your choice for this holiday season. 

But what else did you expect to hear from a Microsoft press release?

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