The Tongon Sandwich is not an urban myth, but it's also not a food staple with the Polynesian people of Tonga. The history surrounding this sandwich is murky, but there's a whole subculture of people that worship this starch-on-starch creation. The Tongon sandwhich is basically like a breakfast sandwich on super salty steroids. Scramble some eggs, melt some cheese, slap some mushy ramen noodles in the middle, add mayo, and thick toasted bread (preferably King's Hawaiian) and you have your calories set for the whole day. Efficient.