Doritos and ramen salad sounds simultaneously disgusting, delicious, and nutritionally worthwhile. Well, at least two out of three isn't bad. If you're wondering how Doritos and ramen can make a salad for reals, it can't. But what it can make is a weird kind of nachos complete with ground beef and shredded cheese. There's no vegetables in this "salad," so its toddler and stoner college student approved.