We really don’t know how Gallery Girls only lasted one season on Bravo. The series followed a group of young women in New York who are trying to make it in the art world. Many of the episodes were clearly fake—a brand new gallery opening had actually been open for a year—but it also gave us reality TV gold in Angela Pham.

The model/artist was one of the most vapid people on television, and that’s saying a lot. We watched the show just to hear her say things like, “It's really just teetering on the precipice of moroseness. That's really what I love about my own photography.” And, “You need one LAMD, a look-at-me device. Usually it’s my big hats or pink pants or nipples.” Her nipples.