We're all for honesty in a relationship, but the total lack of any sort of fibbing can be, well, disconcerting. Writer Mark Bellison (Ricky Gervais) learns this lesson the hard way on his first date with Anna McDoogles (Jennifer Garner).

Upon his arrival, Anna informs Mark that she was late answering the door because she was busy masturbating. And later informs him—quite sweetly—that his looks and sad state of financial status make him very unattractive to her. She does not want to have short fat kids with snub noses.