He definitely meant "Virginia."

In response to a minor theft from a vehicle, Myrtle Beach cop Mike Gavrilis penned one of the greatest—and by "greatest" we mean "funniest"—police reports of all-time. The Smoking Gun got their hands on it and shared it with the Internet:

Victim 1 stated, he opened the door and searched the vehicle and noticed Victim 2's purse had been stolen. The vehicle, bearing a vagina tag (WZY1047) was a black in color Chevy Silverado.

If you push enough paper around, the mind eventually begins to wander.

[via The Huffington Post]