Address: 817 West Peachtree St. NW

Recently renovated, yet just as douchey as before, Halo Lounge loses immediate points at the door. "No ballcaps allowed" is a company policy. What they don't tell you is that the rule doesn't apply to washed-up basketball players, as Halo is a favorite of 76ers great Allen Iverson. The interior boasts several levels of VIP, thus accommodating every class of asshole. The NBA's most overpaid player and former Atlanta Hawk Joe Johnson has often been spotted blowing his $124-million wad in his private section on Wednesdays. You'd think that a teeth-grinding soundtrack of last year's dubstep bangers would be enough to get the folks dancing, but the clientele is either too cool to care, or too afraid to accidentally bump someone and get shot on the way to their car.