Yesterday, Donald Trump came out with a lame offer to donate $5 million to President Obama’s charity of choice if he would agree to come out to the nation and present us with his college records and a copy of his passport. Well, in retaliation, on last night’s Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert fired back with an offer that is far more tantalizing.

Colbert proposed that he would donate $1 million to a charity of Trump’s choosing, but the Donald would have to allow Colbert to dip his balls into his mouth. This would be a rare change of pace for the obnoxious billionaire, who is usually only accustomed to putting his foot in his mouth. Check out the video above. 

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[via Gawker]