DARPA has released this footage of their newest upright humanoid robot navigating a field of obstacles.

While not as fast or terrifying as some of DARPA's other robotic ventures, the humanoid is seen navigating stairs. Stairs were once thought to be the Achilles heel of the robots; they just couldn't figure them out. But, now, well, we are all properly fucked. The rad neon blue running lights doesn't make this any less severe news. 

We can't decide if we wanna go out in the zombie apocalypse or just get crushed under the bionic heels of the robot armada. Let us know how you'd rather go out on Twitter.