Leaked text messages have been the bread and butter of gossip blogs for years now. It only takes one scandalous set of texts to get out in order to boost a celebrity's presence in the media (think hotel heiress Paris Hilton) or destroy a politician's career (think former U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner).

We came acquired these text messages from an unnamed source about a few of your favorite video game characters. Please don't judge them based on what you see next. Deep down, we all still have love for them regardless of how foul they may be when the console is off.