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The token black friend is one of the longest-standing film archetypes of all time, but Black Hollywood is all about turning those archetypes on their head. When looking at the poster for Think Like A Man, which had a strong showing at the box office last weekend and stars notable black actors including comedic powerhouse Kevin Hart, Michael Ealy, and Romany Malco, we couldn't help but notice how hilariously Turtle Jerry Ferrara stands out from the rest of the pack. History has a lengthy account of all the memorable token black characters, but where is the comprehensive list of token whites? Look no further, we got you covered.
But first, the criteria. Those featured were one of the only prominent white characters in their respective black films, if not the only white overall. Also, they usually fulfill one of three standard roles within the narrative. Number one is, of course, the antagonist, almost undoubtedly a racist as well. Then, in keeping with the changing times, we have number two, the White Fish Out of Water, whose curiosity is piqued by African-American culture. Finally there's number three, the fully assimilated white guy. Sometimes he wears du-rags (though we have no idea why), the slang rolls off of his tongue with ease, and he's draped up and dripped out in whatever the rappers are currently wearing. Without further ado, here is The History of Token White Characters in Black Movies.
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1975: Jed Clayton (William Smith) in Boss Nigger
Boss Nigger isn't the first blaxploitaiton film, but it embodies all of the aspects of the genre like no other—just look at the incendiary title. Writer-producer and Boss N himself Fred Williamson was defending his racial epithet usage way before rappers were.
Of course, true to the genre's form, Boss is all about reversing the standard. That means the black guy is the lady-killing badass (with an awesome theme too) and—you guessed it—the white dude is the lawless fugitive. He's your atypical cartoonish Caucasian villain, with the Beverly Hillbillies-esque name and the pure hatred for anybody who isn't lily-white. You best believe Boss gets his man.
1988: Mr. Big (John Vernon) in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
A little over 10 years later, films like Boss Nigger were already being parodied, most notably Keenen Ivory Wayans' cult hit I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. The role of white offender goes to John Vernon as the succinctly named Mr. Big, an ice-cold crime lord making his money off of pushing...gold? He doesn't get why the blacks like it, nor does he care that they're overdosing on it, as long as he gets his coin.
1997: Amber (Amber Smith) in Def Jam's How to Be a Player
Take a look at the poster above. You had to look twice to spot smoking hot model Amber Smith among the fray of Bill Bellamy's bad chick collection. But there's no way a movie titled "how to be a player" doesn't feature said pimp knocking down at least one snow bunny. He has no right claiming the player title if he isn't.
2002: Lance (Neil Patrick Harris) in Undercover Brother
If a white guy is part of the cast and he isn't an antagonist, he's either one of two types: street smart and organically in tune with black culture, or awkward, ultra "white" and dying to be considered "cool" and fit in. Enter NPH's hilarious turn as Lance, the dweeby intern at the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D. espionage agency, in the classic blaxploitation parody Undercover Brother.
He comes in handy when the plot calls for the titular hero, Undercover Brother (Eddie Griffin), to go, well, undercover, teaching him proper Caucasian demeanor, but otherwise is extremely marginal and only even there because of—get this—affirmative action.
2002: Isaac Rosenberg (Troy Garity) in Barbershop
Yep, that's Jane Fonda's kid in the Ice Cube flick. Stranger things have happened. Isaac fits cool white character trope #1, in that he blends in seamlessly with the rest of his colored cast. Unfortunately for Isaac, though, nobody is going to come through the barbershop and let the only white dude take a crack at their waves, no matter how many du-rags he rocks.
2002: Jayson (GQ) in Drumline
A white guy in a movie set at a fictitious HBC. It really doesn't get more token than this, and yes, he is "chill." Peep how he even has the unnecessary "y" in his name. The good news is that the movie is fully aware that they're serving up a classic trope, so there's fun to be had, like the hilarious spin on the classic Black-Protagonist-Teaches-White-Sidekick-Rhythm scene. Note: Do not beat the drum "like a virgin."
2004: Dominic (Michael Imperioli) in My Baby's Daddy
When you think hip white guy comfortable amongst blacks, does Christopher Moltisanti come to mind? Probably not, but here is the man who plays him nonetheless, lamenting over baby mama drama with the likes of Anthony Anderson and Eddie Griffin. Imperioli's character even manages white rappers and dates black chicks. Such is the post-modern take on the token; no longer is he a hateful antagonist oor a confused outsider, but more along the lines of Marshall Mathers.
2004: Philip (Peter MacNicol) in Breakin' All the Rules
It's hard to top the randomness of Peter MacNicol starring in a black comedy but here he is, fulfilling Modern Token Role #2: the nebbish white guy whose life is in some sort of specific disarray and looks to our wise, hip black hero to set him straight. Even better, the film starts with him as Foxx's boss before a windfall of fame and success flips the scales. From superior to sidekick: righteous!
It's all good, though, because MacNicol appears to be enjoying himself—we're sure this was a 180 of an experience from Ally McBeal. What's more confusing is how his character manages to land a hottie like Jennifer Esposito, no offense.
2004: Chrishelle (Shannon Elizabeth) in Johnson Family Vacation
A recurring purpose of the Token White Character is to flip the script and put white actors in roles that are normally reserved for Token Blacks. Hence, your non-black family road movie would totally feature the fam running across an eccentric African-American, but here we have Shannon Elizabeth stepping up to the plate. Chrishelle is crazy with an extra heaping of quirk—she has a pet alligator—and if Bow Wow was old enough at the time, you can bet his character would've tried to smash.
2004: Elvis Hunkee (Tom Arnold) in Soul Plane
By this time the young token white kid is hip and cool, but in addition there is also the middle-aged white guy. He's typically mild mannered, of bland personality, but then he gets thrown into black culture and boy, does he like what he sees. Such is the nature of Tom Arnold's awesomely named Elvis Hunkee in Soul Plane. By the time the flight's over, Mr. Hunkee discovers that he likes his women like he likes his coffee.
2004: Karen (Busy Phillips), Lisa (Jennifer Carpenter), and Tori (Jessica Cauffiel) in White Chicks
Shawn and Marlon Wayans's last watchable comedy was designed to be a feature-length riff on all of the hilarious stereotypes associated with ditzy, rich white girls, and it doesn't disappoint. When the brothers aren't clowning in their white chick get-ups, the actual white girls more then pick up the slack. Driving down the block with the top down crooning Vanessa Carlton? Check. Playfully dancing around use of the N-word? Yep. And of course they wouldn't be real white chicks if they didn't get into a sexy catfight, or two, right?
2005: Troy (Paul Wesley) in Roll Bounce
Roll Bounce is set in the 1970s, but it anachronistically features the post-modern trope of the black antagonist with the quintessentially diversifying white goon on his henchmen team. That honor hilariously goes to Paul Wesley, now of Vampire Diaries fame. Before those steady checks started rolling in dude wasn't above playing third fiddle to Wesley Jonathan's ridiculously flamboyant skating nemesis.
We're pretty sure people who were actually of the 70s wouldn't have been caught dead rocking some of the stuff these guys did. See above.
2007: George (Steve Buscemi) in I Think I Love My Wife
In nine out of 10 films the white protagonist spends the running time getting into crazy antics while consulting his impossibly sage black friend for advice along the way. Of course, the whole concept of the Token White friend is to flip those scales, so we have veteran character actor Steve Buscemi, pre-Nucky Thompson, counseling Chris Rock and his wandering eye.
Thankfully Rock and Louis C.K.'s sharp script mostly avoids the typical racial miscommunication material without making Buscemi a du-rag-rocking, slang-dropping homie.
2007: Sandi (Jessica Stroup) in This Christmas
As Kanye famously detailed in "Gold Digger," locking up a white woman is an ultimate win for a black man. This Christmas is your standard holiday family dramedy, with a cast big enough to play out every usual dramatic "coming home" trope. So, of course, Columbus Short's plot involves a secret, pregnant wife and—twist!—she's white, too! Good on you, dog!
The typical one-liners are made but mercifully there is zero race-relations drama. By 2007 it's about time to move on from that particular well, no?
2009: O'Leary (Kevin Chapman) in Black Dynamite
Like I'm Gonna Git You Sucka before it, Black Dynamite is a parody of the blaxploitation genre, meaning it simply has to follow a series of familiar story beats. There is the over-arching white villain (and you won't believe who it is this time around) but the boss also always has a couple dirty cops/feds on the payroll. Meet O'Leary, the double-crossing CIA agent who meets the wrong end of Dynamite's gun when his duplicity is discovered. He was only following orders, man.
2010: Oscar (James Marsden) in Death at a Funeral
Landing a prized white chick has long been a staple of black films but every now and then things get really crazy and switch up with a black girl brings home a white guy. This is familiar territory for Zoe Saldana, as she played this trope out before in 2005's Guess Who remake with Bernie Mac (R.I.P) and Ashton Kutcher (and Avatar as well, if you think about it).
Here, her white chocolate is played by James Marsden, who gamely lets it all hang out when he accidentally takes a hallucinogenic drug and spends the entire movie tripping balls and causing problems.
2011: Amy (Julie Bowen) in Jumping the Broom
What did Claire Dunphy do on her summer vacation from filming Modern Family? Why, she hung out with damn near every popular working black actor in Hollywood at Martha's Vineyard, playing a wedding planner, that's what! She's the female version of Modern Token Role #2, i.e. the white chick who is not racist or anything but just doesn't quite fit in, though she tries hard to anyways. At one point she tries to do her best Beyoncé impression when she says "gurl." So zany! Yep, Angela Bassett, we gave that exact same side-eye.
2012: Jeremy (Jerry Ferrara) in Think Like A Man
So this is what the modern token white guy looks like. Turtle from Entourage, i.e. about the coolest, most successfully "down" white guy in TV history. He's got the hot black girlfriend (played by Gabrielle Union), a crew of black dudes, slang rolls off of his tongue effortlessly and never awkwardly—he's basically the offspring of forefathers Jayson and Isaac Rosenberg. Why even bother lightening the cast a little these days? It's a must-do. Reverse affirmative action, for the win.