9. In a Smuggle Mug

The folks at Smuggle Mug are so sure you'll want to pick one of their products that they've plastered ads all over blogs and message boards that discuss sneaking booze into places booze is not meant to be (these message boards are legion, which shows you where our nation's priorities are). Even the dimmest security guard probably won't fall for this one, as it is a white plastic mug that spurts liquid into itself. But the video is pretty cool, and desperate men take desperate measures. It's cold out there.