Viral Date: April 2006

Somebody at Hasbro decided it was a great idea to make a Super Soaker with phallic pump action that shoots goo, then okayed a commercial in which young boys get blasted with the spunk. You need to pause this one before you even press play.

Notice how when the young boys get sprayed with goo you never see where it's coming from? It could be anything! One dick, two dicks, three dicks-or even an Oozinator!