Phil Fish's wayward Xbox Live Arcade title, teased up and down for the last half-decade, is slated to come out early 2012. Yeah, yeah, we've heard that one before, you're saying. We love your skepticism, but it turns out this time the release might actually stick.

XBLAFans has pointed out that the EU PEGI ratings board has granted the game a rating, deeming it "suitable for all persons." Lucky us for fitting into that category. US and AU ratings board nods will likely follow soon, and the game's release may be right around the corner. Fingers crossed.

Are you looking forward to it? Watch the gameplay video above and tell us you're not looking forward to playing this. Seriously. Let us know in the comments or on Facebook or Twitter.